Happy Friday!

Here is a picture of an awesome llama.

Because it’s Friday. And you deserve an awesome llama picture.

Awesome hipster llamas are awesome.

Everybody, be awesome.

Always! Be awesome.

(That’s 5 awesome’s in a 26 word post. 6 counting this one. It’s called a high awesome density post. That’s 7.)

People don’t read blogs on Saturdays

I have come to the conclusion that people (ok, *other* people) don’t read blogs on Saturdays. The lowest number of visits on my blog is on a Saturday. The only reason for this I can come up with is that people must be reading this blog while they are supposed to be working. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather have a million people reading my brain farts than being productive any day, but what does that say about the 3 people who come here regularly? Ok, one of them is probably my wife, so what does that say about the other two people?

Anyway, nobody reads this crap on a weekend anyway so I am really just posting for the sake of posting. Keeping my killer Ninja Pirate blogging skills honed for the times where I need to slap magnum opus style posts together in a hurry. What? Don’t you?

Here is a nice picture of a llama to entertain you:

I'm so freaking happy its weekend!

Llamas have an unusual reproductive cycle for a large animal. Female llamas are induced ovulators. Through the act of mating, the female releases an egg and is often fertilized on the first attempt. Female llamas do not go into “heat” or have an estrus cycle.

People don't read blogs on Saturdays

I have come to the conclusion that people (ok, *other* people) don’t read blogs on Saturdays. The lowest number of visits on my blog is on a Saturday. The only reason for this I can come up with is that people must be reading this blog while they are supposed to be working. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather have a million people reading my brain farts than being productive any day, but what does that say about the 3 people who come here regularly? Ok, one of them is probably my wife, so what does that say about the other two people?

Anyway, nobody reads this crap on a weekend anyway so I am really just posting for the sake of posting. Keeping my killer Ninja Pirate blogging skills honed for the times where I need to slap magnum opus style posts together in a hurry. What? Don’t you?

Here is a nice picture of a llama to entertain you:

I'm so freaking happy its weekend!

Llamas have an unusual reproductive cycle for a large animal. Female llamas are induced ovulators. Through the act of mating, the female releases an egg and is often fertilized on the first attempt. Female llamas do not go into “heat” or have an estrus cycle.

Who to hate, who to hate.

iBurst.

Actually, I’m grasping at straws here. Either today was a particularly quiet day where nothing at all happened (hardly impossible) or my brain is refusing to record anything vaguely interesting (hardly impossibly). 6 straight hours of Top Gear will do that I guess.

I’ve been toying with the idea of ranting about iBurst, how I get disconnected and how it makes me furious (which it does, spitting mad even) but I’m not going to.

The llama is a South American camelid (seriously), widely used as a pack and meat animal by Andean cultures since pre-hispanic times. In popular culture llamas are mostly associated with the Incans.

And so it comes to pass, it was morning and it was night and that was the first day of MMX.

Respect the Llama.