Real programmers… 0x11

Real programmers think better when playing Quake, Soldier Of Fortune or Team Fortress

Real programmers… 0x10

Real programmers don’t use schedules. Schedules are for manager’s toadies. Real programmers like to keep their manager in suspense.

Real programmers… 0x0F

Real programmers think structured programming is a communist plot.

Real programmers… 0x0E

Real programmers know better than the users what they need.

Real programmers… 0x0D

Real programmers don’t write in Pascal, or Bliss, or Ada, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.