If there was a god, this is what the Bible would sound like

If there was a God and he happened to fancy a spot of book writing (or video making, you never know) this is what it would be like:

It takes a very special kind of self deception to disagree with that.

Check out Edward Tarte’s other videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/edwardtarte

Real programmers… 0x2A

Real Programmers never use API’s, they create API’s.

Real programmers… 0×29

Real Programmers prefer 25Mhz, 128Mb RAM systems. Real Programmers know only Real Programmers can program on such systems. Real Programmers like this.

Real programmers… 0×28

Real Programmers laugh at simple techniques like these:
mov eax, dword ptr [pIDT+2]
add eax, 8
mov ebx, [eax]
add eax, 16
mov eax, [eax]
and eax, 0ffffh
and ebx, 0ffffh
sub eax, ebx
cmp eax, 10h
jne HackedVector

Real programmers… 0×27

Real Programmers have coded a demo against the Ninja Strike Force and won.

Real programmers… 0×26

Real Programmers quote passages from The Art of Assembly Language Programming every time they frag somebody in Quake.

Real programmers… 0×25

Real Programmers know all of the member of cDc, personally.

Real programmers… 0×24

Real Programmers respect the Real Programmers of SoftIce.

Real programmers… 0×23

Real Programmers use malloc when they have no other choice. Never calloc.

Real programmers… 0×22

Real Programmers don’t program in Java. Real Programmers laugh at feebs who write domains in reverse.